"Screamingly funny... No aspect of modern American life escapes Pearson's inquiring mind."

— Los Angeles Times

"Think David Sedaris meets Dorothy Parker"

— Flare Magazine

"One of the smartest, sharpest and funniest journalists writing right now."

— Montreal Mirror

"Pearson was born with that infra-x-ray-spectroscopic quirk of vision that sees behind life's facades and into the true nature of things."

— Bruce McCall